(Thanks, Matt!)

Nicholas mentions that his

…six-year old spotted this one at a grocery store in Lake Jackson, TX.

Matt writes:

These are from Marcon (Columbus, OH) weekend, at the food court in the convention center between a couple of hotels. I imagine the signs are there year-round. Each sign is from one of apparently two food establishments, one for breakfast items and one for hamburgers and the like, with separate counters and menus, but it’s really one connected place with equipment and employees in common.

There are standard apostrophe and general problems all over, but my favorite parts are the weird font size changes, intercaps on “PanCake”, random quotation marks, and spellings like “sause” and “provolon” (a subatomic cheese particle?).

Spotted in Lansing, MI:

(Thanks, Audrey!)

This submission comes from Tara, who was

…driving behind this bus yesterday and saw this ad for my neighbourhood pub.

Aaron writes:

Here’s an embarrassing establishment in my hometown of Erie, PA. Not only did they botch the job on their home-made sign, but the professionally made lawn sign is equally heinous. Oof.

…and that’s helpfully pointed out at Sonoma Chicken Coop, a restaurant in Campbell, CA.

(Thanks, Tiesha!)

(Thanks, Peter!)

Alison writes:

There were more abuses in this ice cream shop, but they hurried us
through the line after I took this picture.

Aaron writes:

Here’s one I found at a local convenience store close to my work in downtown Cleveland, OH. It’s funny that they added the apostrophe to cans, but worse than that they can’t seem to spell Faygo, even though it’s written right above their sign!

I have to admit, though, that’s a pretty sweet deal. Less than half a penny for a can of soda? Sold!