Jesse writes: “Perhaps, if asked nicely, Tea would be willing to share some of her Chai.”

(Ed. : Or, a stretch, maybe the only available “…Tea is CHAI tea.”)

(Thanks, Tom!)

Carly writes: “I guess they forgot to finish the sentence – maybe *Half-Off Saturday’s Awesome!* ?”

(Thanks, Julie!)

(Thanks, Ed!)

Marcy writes: “Does every Jimmy John’s neon say ‘want’s’?”

Mr Turner writes: “I guess that phone number is the one actually taking the orders. SWING’S!!”

At a festival in Plymouth, Illinois.