Eric spotted this at Walgreens…

Mr. Turner saw this sign at Ohio State Route 309 and Ohio State Route 314 in Richland County:

Steve submitted this awesome shirt, which reads, “God is not like the Cop’s. He Allow’s U-Turn’s.”

John spotted this sign on Vermont’s Mount Mansfield:

Robin spotted this sign at the airport in Louisville, KY and comments,

I’m not ready to be breakfast!

Cindy sent in this full-page ad in the LA Times

…for a hearing aid company offering free hearing screenings. Perhaps someone should offer them free proofreading.

(Thanks, Elenor!)

The owners of the Rive Riva Cafe apparently have a child who will prepare a meal for you:

Richard suggests that perhaps the kid has recently graduated from this studio.

Jen spotted this on a Burger King drive-through window:

Jeff writes:

Here are a pair of abusers in Mesa, AZ. They are on opposite sides of a corner sign. While Shellyss’s is obviously new lettering over old, the old one was wrong, too.