So this isn’t actually an abuse of apostrophes, but an attempt to teach children right from wrong when it comes to contractions.
A first grade teacher wrote a super cute book called “I Can’t Said the Ant” and it’s now up against non-grammar-related books on MeeGenius. If you guys could throw a few votes her way, it might have a chance of getting published.
Think of the children.
http://meegenius.com/challenge/i-cant-said-the-ant-by-maggie-cary