I saw this sign while picking up stuff for dinner at the Pike Place Market:

Here are some submissions that I found sitting in my Spam folder — thanks, GMail!

…gotta be fake, right?

Other Famous Billy’s!

I guess you could force this one to mean it’s a dance for 4 time Grammy nominees that lasts all night…

(Thanks to Peter, Amy, and Lois)

David writes:

My family went blueberry picking in MI this past weekend and found these signs. To put it simply: These farmers don’t allow weekends or dogs as freely as they allow apostrophes.

Becky sends in this example from her local Wild Oats store:

No word on if this abuse has led to new “anonymous” postings by Whole Foods CEO John Mackey.

Rhonda sent in this picture of a contract she was given for her son’s birthday party at a local bowling alley:

A nice little pair with Pizza’s and Pitcher’s.

Spring sent in this flyer for a tattoo parlor in Clearwater, Florida:

This is from a Sportsman’s Warehouse sports store in Canberra, Australia.

(Thanks, Harp!)

Lisa spotted this one in Fremont…

JR sent in this example of “GI Humor” from a forwarded email… perhaps the soldier who created the sign grew up with a “My First Photo’s” album.